thestandards's Xangahttp://thestandards.xanga.com/Latest Xanga weblog from thestandardsen-us60The Weblog Communityhttp://s.xanga.com/images/xangalogobutton.gifhttp://thestandards.xanga.com/[S3-E08: ASCORNED]http://thestandards.xanga.com/712123208/s3-e08-ascorned/http://thestandards.xanga.com/712123208/s3-e08-ascorned/Tue, 29 Sep 2009 15:38:03 GMT<div style="text-align: center;"><h4 class="itemTitle">SEASON THREE: EPISODE EIGHT - ACORN</h4></div><div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://x39.xanga.com/4f3f222622431254744023/w202523882.jpg" alt="wannabewriterpic2big" style="width:600px"></div><div style="text-align: center;">EPISODE EIGHT: ACORN<br /><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">if you like this&nbsp;<font size="3"><span style="font-weight: bold; ">comment</span></font>&nbsp;&amp;&nbsp;</font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><font size="3" style="font-weight: bold; ">recommend</font><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1"><font size="3">&nbsp;</font>it to your friends!&nbsp;<br /><a href="http://www.xanga.com/register.aspx">CREATE A XANGA</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br /><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">created with&nbsp;<a href="http://www.gimp.org/" target="_new" rel="nofollow">GIMP</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div><div style="text-align: center;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br /></span></font></div><div style="text-align: left;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;">TO FIND OUT MORE ABOUT <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/ACORN" rel="nofollow">ACORN</a>&nbsp;AND IT'S <a href="http://biggovernment.com/2009/09/15/acorn-prostitution-scandal-california-here-we-come/" rel="nofollow">SCANDAL</a>&nbsp;<a href="http://biggovernment.com/" rel="nofollow">CLICK HERE</a>.</span></font></div><div><br /></div><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/7s8w9GEpSzw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/7s8w9GEpSzw&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object><object width="425" height="344"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ue_2_dhh1zo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;"><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ue_2_dhh1zo&amp;hl=en&amp;fs=1&amp;" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="425" height="344"></object><div style="text-align: left;"><font class="Apple-style-span" size="2"><span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size: 10px;"><br /></span></font></div>http://thestandards.xanga.com/712123208/s3-e08-ascorned/#firstcomment[S3-E07: GREEN]http://thestandards.xanga.com/708213839/s3-e07-green/http://thestandards.xanga.com/708213839/s3-e07-green/Wed, 09 Sep 2009 23:01:34 GMT<div style="text-align: center;"><h4 class="itemTitle">SEASON THREE: EPISODE SEVEN- GREEN</h4><img src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n199/barrettakt/ep8.jpg" alt="I don't know what happens to country." style="width: 600px;"><br>EPISODE SEVEN: GREEN<br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">if you like this <font size="3"><span style="font-weight: bold;">comment</span></font> &amp; </font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><font style="font-weight: bold;" size="3">recommend</font><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1"><font size="3"> </font>it to your friends! <br><a href="http://www.xanga.com/register.aspx">CREATE A XANGA</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">created with <a href="http://www.gimp.org/" target="_new" rel="nofollow">GIMP</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br></div>http://thestandards.xanga.com/708213839/s3-e07-green/#firstcomment[S3-E06: TRUTH]http://thestandards.xanga.com/705746537/s3-e06-truth/http://thestandards.xanga.com/705746537/s3-e06-truth/Sat, 11 Jul 2009 19:55:32 GMT<div style="text-align: center;"><h4 class="itemTitle">SEASON THREE: EPISODE SIX - TRUTH</h4><img src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n199/barrettakt/ep6.jpg" alt="The truth is what happened. It ain't what come out of somebody's mouth." style="width: 600px;"><br>EPISODE SIX: TRUTH<br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">if you like this <font size="3"><span style="font-weight: bold;">comment</span></font> &amp; </font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><font style="font-weight: bold;" size="3">recommend</font><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1"><font size="3"> </font>it to your friends! <br><a href="http://www.xanga.com/register.aspx">CREATE A XANGA</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">created with <a href="http://www.gimp.org/" target="_new">GIMP</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br></div>http://thestandards.xanga.com/705746537/s3-e06-truth/#firstcomment[S3-E05: WINGMAN]http://thestandards.xanga.com/704848634/s3-e05-wingman/http://thestandards.xanga.com/704848634/s3-e05-wingman/Fri, 19 Jun 2009 04:55:02 GMTSEASON THREE: EPISODE FIVE - WING MAN<br><br> <div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://x67.xanga.com/8b7f410179c35246330849/w195297930.jpg" alt="ep5" style="width: 800px;"><br>EPISODE FIVE: WINGMAN<br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">if you like this <font size="3"><span style="font-weight: bold;">comment</span></font> &amp; </font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><font style="font-weight: bold;" size="3">recommend</font><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1"><font size="3"> </font>it to your friends! <br><a href="http://www.xanga.com/register.aspx">CREATE A XANGA</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">created with <a href="http://www.gimp.org/" target="_new">GIMP</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br><br>THESE IMAGES CENSORED TO PROTECT HIS FUTURE UNBORN CHILDREN... if they ever make it out of his pants!<br><br><div style="text-align: left;">BONUS: <br><div style="background-image: url(http://s.xanga.com/images/videoplaceholder.gif); background-repeat: no-repeat; width: 480px; height: 380px;"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.xanga.com/media/xangavideoembedplayer.swf?i=1072673&amp;m=b9621" style="width: 480px; height: 380px;"></div> </div></div>http://thestandards.xanga.com/704848634/s3-e05-wingman/#firstcommentBONUS: GET READY FOR BIRTHDAYhttp://thestandards.xanga.com/704843406/bonus-get-ready-for-birthday/http://thestandards.xanga.com/704843406/bonus-get-ready-for-birthday/Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:49:07 GMTThe Standards turns one year old on July 20th, 2009. Stay tuned.<div><br><img src="http://x96.xanga.com/06af730279234246325688/w195293771.jpg" alt="classic" style="width: 600px;"></div>http://thestandards.xanga.com/704843406/bonus-get-ready-for-birthday/#firstcommentTWO JOKES & THE HATER DANCEhttp://thestandards.xanga.com/704511487/two-jokes--the-hater-dance/http://thestandards.xanga.com/704511487/two-jokes--the-hater-dance/Fri, 19 Jun 2009 00:46:33 GMT<div style="text-align: center;"><span style="font-style: italic;">BONUS: TWO JOKES &amp; THE HATER DANCE</span><br><br><div style="text-align: left;">COWBOYS LIE<br> </div><div style="background-image: url(http://s.xanga.com/images/videoplaceholder.gif); background-repeat: no-repeat; width: 480px; height: 380px;"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.xanga.com/media/xangavideoembedplayer.swf?i=1071061&amp;m=79a3b" style="width: 480px; height: 380px;"></div>(You may need to adjust your speakers.)<br><br><div style="text-align: center;"><div style="text-align: left;">THE WIFE<br> </div><div style="background-image: url(http://s.xanga.com/images/videoplaceholder.gif); background-repeat: no-repeat; width: 480px; height: 380px;"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.xanga.com/media/xangavideoembedplayer.swf?i=1071063&amp;m=e307b" style="width: 480px; height: 380px;"></div>(You may need to adjust your speakers.)<br><br><div style="text-align: left;">THE HATER DANCE<br> <div style="background-image: url(http://s.xanga.com/images/videoplaceholder.gif); background-repeat: no-repeat; width: 480px; height: 380px;"><embed type="application/x-shockwave-flash" src="http://www.xanga.com/media/xangavideoembedplayer.swf?i=1071073&amp;m=429d5" style="width: 480px; height: 380px;"></div> &nbsp; <br></div></div></div> <div style="text-align: center;"><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1"><br>if you like this <font size="3"><span style="font-weight: bold;">comment</span></font> &amp; </font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><font style="font-weight: bold;" size="3">recommend</font><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1"><font size="3"> </font>it to your friends! </font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1"><a href="http://www.xanga.com/register.aspx">CREATE A XANGA</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div>http://thestandards.xanga.com/704511487/two-jokes--the-hater-dance/#firstcomment[S3-E04: White People]http://thestandards.xanga.com/704235360/s3-e04-white-people/http://thestandards.xanga.com/704235360/s3-e04-white-people/Mon, 15 Jun 2009 23:45:42 GMT<div style="text-align: center;"><h4 class="itemTitle">SEASON THREE: EPISODE FOUR - WHITE PEOPLE</h4><img src="http://i112.photobucket.com/albums/n199/barrettakt/e4.jpg" alt="Welcome to the School for Pimps." style="width: 600px;"><br>EPISODE FOUR: FASHION, DEUCE<br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">if you like this <font size="3"><span style="font-weight: bold;">comment</span></font> &amp; </font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><font style="font-weight: bold;" size="3">recommend</font><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1"><font size="3"> </font>it to your friends! <br><a href="http://www.xanga.com/register.aspx">CREATE A XANGA</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">created with <a href="http://www.gimp.org/" target="_new">GIMP</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br></div>http://thestandards.xanga.com/704235360/s3-e04-white-people/#firstcomment[S3-E03: Condiment]http://thestandards.xanga.com/702880563/s3-e03-condiment/http://thestandards.xanga.com/702880563/s3-e03-condiment/Fri, 29 May 2009 12:36:08 GMT<div style="text-align: center;"><h4 class="itemTitle">SEASON THREE: EPISODE THREE - CONDIMENT<br></h4><br><img src="http://x07.xanga.com/178f35fbc0533244139044/w193468724.jpg" alt="condiment" style="width: 600px;"><br>EPISODE THREE: CONDIMENT<br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">if you like this <font size="3"><span style="font-weight: bold;">comment</span></font> &amp; </font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><font style="font-weight: bold;" size="3">recommend</font><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1"><font size="3"> </font>it to your friends! <br><a href="http://www.xanga.com/register.aspx">CREATE A XANGA</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">created with <a href="http://www.gimp.org/" target="_new">GIMP</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br></div>http://thestandards.xanga.com/702880563/s3-e03-condiment/#firstcomment[S3-E02: Poesy]http://thestandards.xanga.com/701885429/s3-e02-poesy/http://thestandards.xanga.com/701885429/s3-e02-poesy/Mon, 25 May 2009 06:18:19 GMT<div style="text-align: center;">DISCLAIMER: We support beforedawn's right to free speech. We also support our right to satire.<br><br><img style="width: 600px;" alt="ep2" src="http://x30.xanga.com/177f0a3072030243063291/w192537446.jpg"><br></div><br><div style="text-align: center;">EPISODE TWO: POESY<br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">if you like this <font size="3"><span style="font-weight: bold;">comment</span></font> &amp; </font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><font style="font-weight: bold;" size="3">recommend</font><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1"><font size="3"> </font>it to your friends! <br><a href="http://www.xanga.com/register.aspx">CREATE A XANGA</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">created with <a href="http://www.gimp.org/" target="_new">GIMP</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br></div><br><br><font size="2"><br>SUPPLEMENTAL MATERIAL!<br>Read along. Open this in a new tab:<br><a href="http://beforedawn.xanga.com/700891001/evening-candle/">EVENING CANDLE</a><br><br><div style="background-image: url(http://s.xanga.com/images/audioplaceholder.gif); width: 400px; background-repeat: no-repeat; height: 80px;"><embed style="width: 400px; height: 80px;" src="http://www.xanga.com/media/xangaaudioembedplayer.swf?i=3496196&amp;m=b1ac1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash"></div><br></font><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1"><a href="http://www.gimp.org/" target="_new"></a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span>http://thestandards.xanga.com/701885429/s3-e02-poesy/#firstcomment[S3-E01: Ignorance]http://thestandards.xanga.com/701393571/s3-e01-ignorance/http://thestandards.xanga.com/701393571/s3-e01-ignorance/Sun, 17 May 2009 19:56:16 GMT<div style="text-align: center;"><img src="http://x84.xanga.com/eb78560575408242593000/w192144291.jpg" alt="ignorance" style="width: 800px;"><br><span><span><div style="text-align: center;"><font size="2">EPISODE ONE: IGNORANCE</font><br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">if you like this <font size="3"><span style="font-weight: bold;">vote</span> </font>for it &amp; </font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><font style="font-weight: bold;" size="3">recommend</font><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1"><font size="3"> </font>it to your friends!</font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span><br><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><span><font size="1">created with <a href="http://www.gimp.org/" target="_new">GIMP</a></font></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></span></div></span></span><br></div>http://thestandards.xanga.com/701393571/s3-e01-ignorance/#firstcomment